I’m an author. Which means I spent long periods of time staring out of windows, playing computer games, checking emails, Tweeting and generally inventing new and unusual ways to actually avoid typing any words.
I was born in the (very late) 1970s and grew up in Lincolnshire and on the north sea coast, which means I can put the above photo of Tynemouth here for you to look at.
I now live in east London. My job is much more interesting than me.